Biggins enters UKIP race
Putting the camp back into concentration camps, Christopher Biggins used the 'Big Brother' house to launch his manifesto of segregated buses and all-year round pantomimes. Biggin's theatrical agent remarked: ‘Quite what this means for his career as a light entertainer is unsure but he should still be able to get work as affable bigoted clown or a 'Boris Johnson' if you will.’
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