Cameron pays pig £8.4m in 'hush money'
The UK's outgoing Prime Minister is accused of authorising millions of pounds in severance to 'Sunnybrook Meadow for wayward piglets'. Mr. Cameron is yet to give a public statement about his cronyism and utterly consensual farm-yard fun but may have already incriminated himself by giving a knighthood to an amorous goat.
Other 'friends' of Cameron may have also been silenced with payments, although the £160million Amazon spent to keep Jeremy Clarkson off BBC2 was more of a public service. Meanwhile one sheepish sheep remarked: 'He promised me a woolly jumper but all got was this lousy t-shirt and seat in the House of Lords'.
If you enjoyed this archive item, why not buy thousands of archive stories found in our eBooks, paperbacks and hardbacks?
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours