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Craig Williams bet on government delivering sh*t to every household

Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rishi Sunak aide, Craig Williams, has placed a large bet that the government will be delivering a parcel of excrement to every household in the UK.

The BBCs political correspondent, Joe Pike, explained that Mr Williams was close to the Prime Minister and it, unfortunately, seemed likely that this would be carried out. 'The government has been criticised for allowing water companies to pump excrement into rivers so one solution would be to post parcels of it around the country. This was seen as a 'marginal' policy by many, but this bet seems to make it much more likely.'

'If North Korea can use rubbish bags as a sort-of weapon, then the Tories can too.'


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