American criminals are demanding at least 48 hours notice of any raids, arrests or stakeouts.
'How are we supposed to hide things if we don't get any notice?' asked a career criminal living in Florida believed to called Ronald Dump.
"Fingers" McGraw of New Jersey agreed. 'It would cut crime; I would never have stolen that car if I'd known the police were watching.'
Alex Jones agreed. 'If only I'd been warned that breaking the law was illegal, I wouldn't be in this mess.'