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Dude, don't have a Bercow




Scene: an exclusive gentleman's club. Two dapper chaps are sharing a bottle of fine whiskey.


A: You've been looking into the allegations for some time, I take it?


B: Indeed. Shocking business. But it is no more than one would a expect from such a person.


A: It will end in disgrace, no doubt?


B: Indeed. But I fear it will be like water off a duck's back for him.


A: Yes. However, I have a little ruse that may have an impact.


B: Do tell.


A: Well. You know he has always hankered after a peerage?


B: Unlikely now, one would have thought.


A: Yes, but certain people would like to emphasise by giving a knighthood to a total loser.


B: You don't mean ...

A: Yes, yes. Gavin Williamson!!


B: Brilliant.

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