Farage resigns as MP again
- apepper
- 2 hours ago
- 1 min read
Nigel Farage has decided to announce his resignation as an MP, triggering another by-election.
'The establishment, police, fraud office, an ex-wife, everyone who's every worked with me have been out to get me but I've discovered that while I'm standing in a by-election, the kangaroo court comprised of other MPs can't examine my entirely innocent donation, er gift, er security payment from an overseas crypto billionaire so my plan is to spend the time up to the next general election resigning and being re-elected an MP.
'So, vote for me in October, December, February - in fact every three months for the next two years. Clever is not the word.'
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