Farage 'well up' for walk on film parts
- Throngsman
- 11 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Following his sincere not sincere tribute to Anne Widdicombe, Nigel Farage has been identified as the next, best method actor.
'I don't think I've ever seen a more compelling awkward walk of shame from an actor,' said Hollywood director and producer Quentin Tarentino. 'The over self-confident gait, the pinched ass walk, the thousand yard stare - just perfection. I could cast this guy as a failed crypto scammer in my next film, or as a dodgy as f@ck politician on the take. Or as the regular guy next door dragged up by a commodity broker, given a job beyond his meagre private educational qualifications then thrust into national spotlights by Russian handlers.
'This script writes itself,' he said. 'Now all we need is a tragic ending involving guns, or maybe a spoof assassination attempt. Hold that, apparently scheduled.'
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