Farrow and Ball release of 'Sue Grey' delayed until 2030



Posh paint manufacturer Farrow and Ball is to delay the release of it's much anticipated 'Sue Grey', a whitewash with a subtle tinge of filth, designed to be wiped clean time and time again without leaving any indication of soiling or impurity.


Marketed as suitable for party kitchens and drawing rooms, it's all over in ten minutes application appeals to a less traditional customer base, who 'couldn't give a flying one' about a silky smooth outcome or cleaning up the mess afterwards.

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