A steeper-than-expected rise in US shale oil reserves means that there is now a very real threat of a U.S. led invasion on U.S. soil – to be called 'Operation: Grab the black gold'.
The UK confirmed: ‘We want to stand shoulder to shoulder with Mr. Obama but we also want to stand side by side with President Obama. That’s a lot of shoulders and sides.' Meanwhile, the Pentagon released a statement: 'With a defense budget of $711 billion we’re going to open up a can of whoop-arse on those Yankee MoFos! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!'