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Gaza wishes they'd chosen 'treat'

The IDF have been accused of taking Halloween too far. Not content with covering Gaza in toilet roll, the Israeli army have opted for bombs and white phosphorus. Complained one shell-shocked resident: 'Trick? All I said is we were out of chocolates and they killed everyone.'

Benjamin Netanyahu said settlers had an historical right to all Palestinian candy. He denied he was wearing the costume of a blood thirsty monster, insisting it was his normal office suit.

An IDF spokesman dismissed Palestinian concerns. 'They love it. Look all their kids have dressed up as little zombies - adorable! What do you mean they're really dead?'

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