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Government add profanity to core curriculum

Gillian Keegan has announced the traditional three Rs will be modified for the next educational year to become the three Rs, A, F and C word.

Ms Keegan explained, "f***ing, kids f***ing, need to f***ing be taught how to f***ing swear. F***ing, teachers need to f***ing, get off their f***ing, a***s and f***ing, teach. F***ing w***ers f*** w*** **** **** f***ing schools. ****s. **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****", she added.

Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, speaking after the statement said, 'In my view, this is an unfortunate change to the curriculum and I am rather desirous that Church of England schools be excluded from some of the requirement. F***ing government.'

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