Hamas agree to rebuild, as IDF has nothing to bomb
- Wrenfoe
- Jul 4
- 1 min read
A possible ceasefire will allow Hamas to create rudimentary houses and respawn the dead. Said one bored IDF General: 'We've got all these bombs and nothing to do.
'Look at this,' he said, holding up a dead child. 'The head keeps falling off. See. Shoddy. I've reattched the limbs with gaffa tape but it's just not the same. Where's the sport in shooting this?'
Hamas has 60 days to create a new target range. In a concession the IDF has agreed to provide more hostages, as they completely forgot about the last ones. The Netanyahu Government, who had funded Hamas, insisted they would obey international law this time: 'We'll give them a chance to hide...by counting to 100.'
