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‘It’s not you, it’s me’ says HP printers

A large number of printers are now rejecting budget ink cartridges for spurious reasons, such as age difference, life being ‘too complicated’ or that they are seeing someone else. HP claims that they need to concentrate on their career right now and cannot commit to 2.5 copies or a long-term print queue.

Cheaper cartridges are dealing with their rejection by sending needy error messages and gorging on ice-cream. Friends attest to seeing these cartridges pouring their heart out -through an incredibly small nozzle.

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