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Jussie Smollett may have lied about Brexit


Chicago Police say that the US actor orchestrated a hoax involving a big red bus and unicorn from Nigeria. A police spokeswoman confirmed: ‘Mr. Smollet claimed that he was the victim of an assault by two racists.  But CCTV footage shows that Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage were nowhere near there’.


In a tearful interview Mr. Smollett denied that he had ever said that Brexit would be easy or that Northern Ireland was a real place.  Said one reviewer: ‘Mr. Smollett was giving the performance of a life-time, until he got to describing Liam Fox’s trade negotiations – then he just corpsed.’


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