Kwarteng receives Order of Lenin from Putin
'Wonderful work, Kwartengovich! You shall be a hero of the nation for this strike at the heart of the capitalistic right-wing lickspittle running dogs of the Carolean Empire! Bringing the UK economy to its knees in such a, may I borrow a phrase, blitzkrieg stroke, was indeed the work of an evil genius. Soon the UK Remainers will long for the days when luxuries like electricity, gas and food were matters of concern. And we shall invite the comrades of Brexit to join us in the new Russo-British Great Game. The Game shall, of course, be tiddlywinks, to be played with the remnants of the worthless Sterling currency. All hail, Comrade Kwasi!'