The UK is expected to implode in the coming days due to the entire nation going on strike.
Thanks to the Government making a complete balls-up of pretty much everything, all unions, companies, one-man-bands and horses have decided to throw the towel in, leaving no one to carry on with ‘business as usual.’
The country is anticipated to go into total and utter meltdown by next Tuesday.
The world’s biggest picket line is currently being formed outside of all organisations and stables, stretching from Lands End to John o’ Groats.
Due to a mass labour shortage, the picket line is being subbed by oompa loompas borrowed from Willy Wonka, a long standing unionist.
Scunthorpe factory owner, Willy Wonka, said: ‘…
Actually, sod it, I’m going on strike too.