Lucrezia Borgia makes all female short list
Having poisoned everyone else, the medieval psychopath said she was pleased to make the final selection – of one. ‘This is a triumph in feminism,’ she claimed. ‘As I’ve killed just as many women as men. I’m confident I can be as reviled in a top job as any of my bumbling male equivalents. I can heal the wounds of division – simply by rubbing in salt, chilli powder and powdered glass. Girl power!’
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