Lucrezia Borgia makes all female short list
Having poisoned everyone else, the medieval psychopath said she was pleased to make the final selection – of one. ‘This is a triumph in feminism,’ she claimed. ‘As I’ve killed just as many women as men. I’m confident I can be as reviled in a top job as any of my bumbling male equivalents. I can heal the wounds of division – simply by rubbing in salt, chilli powder and powdered glass. Girl power!’
If you enjoyed this archive item, why not buy thousands of archive stories found in our eBooks, paperbacks and hardbacks?
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours
 |  |  |