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Man who lost to Ed Miliband, now an expert on winning


David Miliband is the man who spent his political career creating bogus wars in the Middle East, which coincidently created the largest refugee crisis in history.  Not to be mistaken for the other David Miliband, who now earns earn £500k a year working for a 'charity', whose purpose is to deal with the alarmingly high numbers of refugees we now have.


With the sage advice of someone with his d$ck caught in his zipper, David Miliband has stepped forward to advise the Labour Party. David insisted he was a regular winner – particularly of the Miliband Family's annual 'Not to look like a numpty while eating a bacon sandwich' award.


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