Met Gala reassuringly tone deaf as always

In a world of genocide, wars and another Minecraft Movie, the Met Gala continues to raise morale by having celebrities dress like Byzantine courtesans or people who like to cosplay as Liberace drunk. Not since the last days of Rome or the Ancien Régime, have we seen this many people in need of a guillotine.

Said one homeless veteran, 'It helps to put my missing limbs into context, seeing Beyoncé dressed as skeleton in a giant feathered cape. I didn't know how lucky I was until I saw Madonna as a nautical witch.'

With echoes of the Gilded Age and a gender reveal party, celebrities revelled in their opulence—while making sure their costume covered their Ozempic track marks. Said one actor, 'If the poor can't afford to dress themselves. Let them eat cape.'

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