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Nation celebrates ‘Motherf$ckers day’

Ranging from Chuck Norris (tough) and ending with Oedipus (those who love their Mum just a bit too much) we are all motherf$ckers. While your father may brag that he ‘doodle-bopped’ your mum, to be a legitimate M-F you need swallow pain like it was cheap cider.  You need to take it on the chin, in the ear, up the orifice – any which way life wants to attack you – Brexit means Brexit.

Said one motherf$cker: ‘In the words of the immortal bard ‘I pity the fool’ that messes with me. I’m harder than Bruce Lee on Viagra’. Commented one actual mother: ‘Try squeezing a small adult out of your vagina and see how tough you are’.

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