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New translation of bible reveals there was "No wi-fi at the inn"

Biblical scholars have announced a new translation of the new testament which has shown the true suffering of the holy family leading up to the birth of Christ.

"Imagine having to pointlessly travel to the town of your forebears which is run by a well-known child killer. If that's not bad enough, you're told Judea Telecom was too expensive so wi-fi isn't available. That would really be the last straw - if they hadn't put you in the stable where, to be fair, there's plenty of straw."

God was unavailable for comment.

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