'Moyder' tops charts of favourite words to try saying out loud this Christmas

Has the conversation gone stilton at the Christmas dinner table? As dry as that turkey? Just go round trying to say these words out loud while you all get totally smashed. It's as contagious as herpes and more addictive than gambling-cocaine.

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- If you're thinking Max from Hart to Hart, then you're too old for this shit. Nope. Not a New Yok accent. Not Bwoston ether either. It's north Nuw Jorsey.

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- Is it Rosemary, the telephone operator? From Hong Kong Phooey?

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- Taxi. Any of 'em, really.

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- Janice from Friends. Finally, a character we've actually heard of. And for aficionados, Janice Litman-Goralnik (née Hosenstein). Thank you, Wikipedia.

Or the secretary from Ghostbusters who shouts out 'We got one!'

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- Trickier. Only give this one a whirl if you're feeling you're better at this than anyone who ever lived. And you want to sound hard in a reindeer onesie.

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- Any charming ICE agent you happen to encounter.

Happy Christmas. To your mother.

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