Nursery rhyme extremists mock frog faced man
- Fernandomando
- 6 minutes ago
- 2 min read
Hardcore Reform supporters have reacted with outrage after woke nursery-rhyme extremists hijacked London Bridge Is Falling Down to mock Nigel Farage.
Long regarded by the Right as an authoritative account of Britain’s decline, the song has traditionally been interpreted as a warning about immigration, multiculturalism and suspiciously overcrowded rental properties.
But left-wing activists have now begun circulating an alternative version online:
Nigel Farage has no shame.
Has no shame.
Has no shame.
Nigel Farage has no shame.
No Shame Nigel.
Replace him with Count Binface.
Count Binface.
Count Binface.
Replace him with Count Binface.
No Shame Nigel.
Cheer him up with five million pounds.
Five million pounds.
Five million pounds.
Cheer him up with five million pounds.
But don’t declare it.
A Reform spokesman condemned the lyrics.
“This is completely unacceptable. They’ve deliberately written something that’s catchy, memorable and critical of our leader. That’s our thing.
“You can’t simply steal another movement’s tradition of reducing complicated political issues to something that can be shouted by toddlers in under ten seconds.
“Today it’s London Bridge. Tomorrow it’ll be Baa Baa Black Sheep. Before you know it they’ll have The Wheels on the Bus demanding proportional representation.
“If we allow this sort of thing to continue, they’ll soon have If You’re Happy and You Know It, Blame a Migrant, Humpty Dumpty Wants His Country Back, and dozens of other nursery rhymes spreading simplistic political messages. Frankly, we should have thought of them first.”
Fernandomando
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