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Paula Vennells denies being Paula Vennells

Paula Vennells (if indeed that’s who it was) today told the Post Office Sub-postmasters Enquiry that she had no recollection of ever having been Paula Vennells.


'I’ve seen - sorry, I’ve now seen - business cards, comp slips, headed notepaper and so forth,' she admitted. 'I concede that someone named Paula Vennells was indeed in charge of the Post Office for some time.


'But to suggest that it was me? I have no recollection of that.'


She went on to say that she had no recollection of ever having posted or received a letter or bought a stamp, and that during the period in question, she was living in Nepal as a goat.


Image by Sharon Ang from Pixabay

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