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Rupert Murdoch gives Hugh Grant a huge amount of money "because of Wonka"



Kind hearted philanthropist, Rupert Murdoch, has decided to give Hugh Grant a huge amount of money.


When asked if this had any relationship to the privacy case brought by Mr Grant, "Uncle" Rupert explained that "Obviously, my company is entirely innocent of that, I just enjoyed Mr Grant's Oompa Loompa performance so much that I thought I'd show my appreciation. In a hugely expensive way."


Hollywood insiders have suggested that Hugh Grant is considering a sequel to the Wonka film, provisionally titled 'Wonga'


H/T to Deskpilot





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