Sally Rooney novels are now 'crack cocaine for book clubs'
British book clubs have begun passing around Sally Rooney novels in brown paper bags, like illicit hooch. One nember spoke on condition of anonymity 'This book is completely different now that its sale has been banned in the UK. I haven't read it, exactly, but I have read the plot summary on Wikipedia. Don't tell anyone.'
'It's like when they used to dub over Gerry Adams' voice on the news and that is what directly led to peace in Northern Ireland.'
A statement from Benjamin Netanyahu's office said 'Normal People? Normalising antisemitism more like. Everyone who has read a Sally Rooney novel or seen a film adaptation is denying the right of Israel to exist. When say the right of Israel, I mean the far right.'
'Israel is also preemptively banning any Wayne Rooney novels, just to be on the safe side.'
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