Senior YouTube exec dies after following company policies

Steve Sawgrass, a 55 year-old YouTube senior manager has sadly passed-away after company policies prevented, and some have claimed, accelerated his demise.

'Steve suffered a minor heart tremor yesterday evening,' said his fifth-wife Sarah, 'and we turned immediately to the YouTube app on how best to help him. Unfortunately a two minute ad on the benefits of life insurance, followed by an ad on no-risk off-plan property investments in Dubai further impacted his health'

'The final straw", "or nail in his coffin" joked his brother-in-law Dave, was when the screen displayed "Skip in 2"... with that Steve jumped-up and reached for his skipping rope.'

His wife Sarah remembered how Steve's life ended: 'It was a mess of tangled skipping ropes, dismembered bodies and mis-placed adverts. A bit like GB News.'