The Prime-minister has announced the expansion of his hugely successful stop the boats policy.
"You can see the success for yourself; the number of refugees arriving by plane has shot up while the number of boats has gone down - that would only be the case if travelling a freezing cold stormy sea in a small, leaky boats was in, some way, unattractive.
"So the time is right to extend the success; I can pledge today that all the flag ship ideas will be stopped."
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