The Prime-minister has announced the expansion of his hugely successful stop the boats policy.
"You can see the success for yourself; the number of refugees arriving by plane has shot up while the number of boats has gone down - that would only be the case if travelling a freezing cold stormy sea in a small, leaky boats was in, some way, unattractive.
"So the time is right to extend the success; I can pledge today that all the flag ship ideas will be stopped."
image from pixabay
Having not had a war for at least a fortnight, the public are suspicious that the US is itchy to drop some democracy bombs on Tehran. One 3-star general denied they were softening public opinion for a
The UK government has promised loyal voters and other instantaneously flammable backbenchers that it will operationalise the word operationalise in the next 10-12 weeks. 'It represents excellent taxpa
The paradox of the Rwanda plan is that claiming it's a successful deterrent requires admission that a frictionless border with Ireland only works when the UK is in the EU. 'We told them many times,' s
