Conservative members have raised concerns about Rishi Sunak.
Colonel Bigot of Eastbourne, who has been a party member since its formation in 1834, explained: "I know he's promised the Earth, but Liz Truss promised two Earths and Penny Mordaunt promised at least two, but probably three Earths. It's pretty obvious that two is bigger than one. Mr Sunak needs to raise his game - perhaps a promise to deport himself to Rwanda would tip the balance."
In other news, Boris Johnson has applied to be Prime Minister of Sri Lanka.
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