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Terrorist training camps to become Grammar Schools

Said jihadist spokesman: ‘Everyone is equal in the eyes Allah but that is not as rigorous as a 11+ entrance exam. We may disapprove of Western civilisation, but we quite liked the medieval feel of Grammar schools and their strict adherence to a uniform code. Ultimately, we want death to the infidels – and their comprehensive schools.’

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