The Ceasefire to end all Ceasefires
- Wrenfoe
- 3 hours ago
- 1 min read
The White House has boasted that Trump's ceasefire is so comprehensive that people can keep fighting without disrupting it - no matter how many bombs Israel drops, it cannot shatter the peace and tranquillity of the President's vision. His spokeswoman confirmed: 'The work of righteousness will be peace, and the effect of righteousness, quietness and assurance forever. Now, let's kick some ass!'
His Israeli allies backed the plan whole-heartedly, 'What's not to like? We get to carry on murdering.' The White House clarified, 'It's not murder, they misspoke. The Lebanese are simply no longer an active stakeholders in the life-cycle process. They’ve been permanently transitioned out of the biological workflow.'
To celebrate, FIFA are now considering elevating Trump's Peace Prize to the level of Prince of Peace. A spokeswoman said, 'The President puts the De into Ceased.'