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UK to be towed to Pacific under terms of new trade deal

Updated: Jul 22, 2023

Following the roaring success of the migrant barge programme, the population of the UK will be loaded onto container vessels and transported to the northern Pacific ocean, so that the definitely-not-in-the-EU nation will qualify for the Trans Pacific Trade Partnership that its government has recently signed up to.

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22 jul 2023

I recollect the lads from Nihon saying the only winner was Malaysia and the UK was the loser.

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