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UK to be towed to Pacific under terms of new trade deal

Updated: Jul 22, 2023


Following the roaring success of the migrant barge programme, the population of the UK will be loaded onto container vessels and transported to the northern Pacific ocean, so that the definitely-not-in-the-EU nation will qualify for the Trans Pacific Trade Partnership that its government has recently signed up to.




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