Updated: Jul 22, 2023
Following the roaring success of the migrant barge programme, the population of the UK will be loaded onto container vessels and transported to the northern Pacific ocean, so that the definitely-not-in-the-EU nation will qualify for the Trans Pacific Trade Partnership that its government has recently signed up to.
Runs a video of a befuddled, ex-PM, stumbling out of a polling office, having forgotten his ID. Freeze frame – Can we really tell how real this is? After years of creating an image of a jolly, bumblin
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan announced today that, if re-elected, he intends to introduce “Audi or above” lanes on London’s roads. ”It’s an idea we’ve been toying with for a while,” he told journalists
