Posh girl encounters something that isn’t “amazing”
- eppursimuove
- 1 day ago
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Posh girl Chlamydia Buttercup-Sponge has astonished her peers by encountering something she didn’t describe as “amazing”.
”I was waitressing in organic vegetarian café The Rapturous Bean in Clapton,” explained the glossy-haired Sloane. “It’s not really a job job, just helping out a mate who owns the café while I decide what I really want to do. Which obviously will be a few years as an estate agent before I marry someone who works in the City, move to the Home Counties and have lots of kids and dogs.
”Anyway, this guy ordered some food, and without thinking I just said ‘Great’ and walked off to give his order to the kitchen. It was only later I realised what I’d done.”
”I was frankly astonished,” said disgruntled diner Jeremy Cockapoo. “I ordered the shakshuka with harissa and smashed avo and a goji berry smoothie, just like everyone else. Why wasn’t my order ‘amazing’ too?”