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Venomous reptile on plane just Suella returning from Rwanda

A very scary cold-blooded creature discovered on an aeroplane flying over Africa turned out to be the Home Secretary, Suella Braverman.

It is thought that the slithering serpent boarded the plane in Rwanda and thankfully disembarked without sinking those vicious fangs into anyone aboard the flight.

The pilot was dismissive of claims that he was a hero, however. ‘I just tried to keep calm and make sure everyone got off that plane safely’, he said

. ‘I have no idea what I’d have done if it was a really poisonous, evil, slimy little snake like that Michael Gove.’

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