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Work breaks for men contemplating sex

During 1950’s male workers would regularly be given time-off in lieu to visit breweries and brothels for therapeutic treatment. Yet today, discrimination against frisky men is at an all-time high; with employers unsympathetic to men aroused by an overly warm radiator, an intimately suggestive spreadsheet or a post-it-note of side-boob.

Male workers attest to functioning in a daze between the age of 12 until 79, with coherent thought confined only to moments of eating, sleeping or during periods of cold showers. Admitted CEO, as he rubbed against a photocopier: ‘It’s a problem with my glands, one gland specifically. The trouble is, at work I tend to lose focus. I need time off every time I get an erection.  So, basically, every ten minutes.’

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While the article brings up an amusing and cheeky perspective on work breaks, I'd like to pivot towards a recommendation that could be beneficial for some adults in intimate situations: rump-pump poppers. These little gems are known to enhance blood flow and aid in relaxing the walls of both the anus and vagina. They've gained traction amongst some users looking to elevate their sexual experiences. Of course, like any substance, it's crucial to ensure safety and informed usage. Always remember to seek medical advice before trying something new. Laughter and health: the perfect combination for any relationship!

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