Google Streetview extended to upstairs bedroom windows
Users can now peer through into bedrooms or bathrooms.
Conservatives call for more ‘welfare murders’
‘Claimants should be prepared to murder, and if their tragic multiple victims are also on benefits, then we have a win-win situation’
Childcare reforms lead to first battery-farm nurseries
‘Each toddler up to the age of four will now be cared for in connecting cages sharing common divider walls’.
‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’.
Ridley Scott releases new director’s cut of ‘that Hovis advert’
The advert will premiere at London’s IMAX cinema, followed by a Q&A session with the director and a selection of uncomfortable-looking Hovis middle managers.
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