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Nick Robinson claims victory in coverage of leaders’ debate

'The question is; can he keep it up? The answer is, frankly, that nobody really knows.        Fiona?' ‘He was polished, relaxed and on health, immigration and the economy had all the best questions.’

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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

wearer guaranteed to get poked, a lot.‘These glasses are an important step towards my ultimate ambition,’ said Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, ‘the complete destruction of normal human relations.’

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Hotel California to review check-out policy in light of Tripadvisor ratings

Heartbreak Hotel just down the road 'a better bet'The advent of social media has given a voice to disgruntled guests, many of whom have been enforced residents in the hotel lobby for several decades.

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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Cameron to celebrate victory with Bullingdon-style trashing of UK

it's only moneyOne ‘almighty bash’ planned to last until 2015.

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