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Man loses identity after failing bank security check

When asked to answer three security questions by the NatWest, Gavin froze and went blank

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Reality TV needs to be more inclusive for Eton & Oxbridge graduates

‘If anything, the talent show format – of taking a moderately-talented under-achiever and then imbuing them with great wealth and power – should be the perfect vehicle for Eton’s boys’

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Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March

won't be long now.. Do something ghastly, damn you

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Cameron calls for calm in the worsening Bake Off conflict

Tart! Atrocities against Baked Alaska

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Obese man wins right to McDonalds bypass

I'm swervin' it Gastric band built around local branch

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