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US Republicans disband after voters still don’t get the joke
‘It’s no fun adopting policies and candidates that could only be part of an elaborate practical joke, if the entire electorate is just too thick to notice. [read...]
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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton
Hillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings. [read...]
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Evidence mounts of worldwide conspiracy against you
Evidence points to some kind of global network controlling and monitoring your life for a purpose you haven’t yet worked out. [read...]
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Britain commemorates end of first week of David Cameron pig sex jokes
Events have been taking place across the country to mark a week since the news broke about David Cameron and the Piers Gaveston society, with celebrations honouring the many different ways in which ordinary people communicated the fact that the Prime Minister had sex with a dead pig’s face. [read...]
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Forgotten Channel 4 Big Brother contestants finally released from captivity
Nine Big Brother contestants received an official apology from Channel 4 today, after being accidentally left in the Big Brother House since its last showing on the channel four years ago. Two stunned producers discovered the group, [read...]