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Bayeux Tapestry ‘contains world’s first photobomb’

1066, and all that Please do not bead the fyrds

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‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end

best not to mention the Coen brothers Drink turned ugly over a disagreement about films

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Outcry as Hare Krishna’s perform setlist of all-new material at Oxford St show

changed the words a bit, but rhythm section slower to adapt ‘More to us than one chant’

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Penguin admits cycling to win 100 km ‘march’

‘I’ve got really short legs, even for a penguin’

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Well-off housewives slam Benefits Street claimants as ‘downright lazy’

simply shameful, darling ‘Men like my husband have to work’

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