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Tony Blair not yet ready to buy a house in Iraq

getting in at the right time; getting out at the right time: timing is everythingMr Blair concluded that it was probably best to leave things well alone for the time being.

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Canal boat chase ends in capture after eight days

An eight-day police chase across two counties ended peacefully when a suspected canal barge thief was cornered in a canal basin near Wolverhampton.

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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Iraq ‘splitting along astrological lines’

War in IraqTraditional Shia and Sunni loyalties complicated by conflict between the Water, Fire and Earth signs

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NHS to be rebranded as ‘Britain’s Got Illness’

they'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry‘Patients seeking treatment will see healthcare professionals, sitting behind a desk with a buzzer’.

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