Terrorist group Al-Qaeda have confirmed they are planning to hold an away day this summer in Weston-super-mare. A spokesperson for the organisation explained that initially there was some disquiet over the choice of location, ‘Some members felt somewhere like East Grinstead, or Eastbourne, would be more appropriate.
The Welsh have finally reacted to constant comparisons about their geographical size and the rate of deforestation and have paved over a forest the size of the Amazonian jungle.
In his first interview since his recent regeneration, Dr Who has complained of encountering incipient ageism. ‘Last week I tried to warn the UN Security Council that a comet that was about to hit the Earth, but they just told me ‘That’s interesting son, run along now and leave saving the planet to the grown-ups.’
Inner city gangs are increasingly eschewing dangerous dogs as status symbols for so-called ‘trophy wives’, according to the latest crime statistics.
Cash strapped NASA has announced that it is in talks with a number of budget airlines to launch its astronauts to the International Space Station when the Space Shuttle is retired later this year.
