Alan Smith, a shelf-stacker for Asda in Wolverhampton is suing his old school for ‘failing to ensure I got a C or above in English or sumfing’ in his GCSEs back in 2001. ‘If I’d got better grades I could have been on the tills by now,’ [read...]
In the run-up to the Trump presidency the US Diplomatic Service has confirmed that all ambassadors will be recalled and issued with smart phones and dedicated Twitter accounts, which they will use to manage their diplomatic missions remotely. [read...]
The Devil (commonly known as Old Nick) and Father Christmas (AKA Saint Nick) have written a joint letter to the Times stating ‘Neither of us is the other’.
‘This has been an embarrassment for years,’ grumbled the usually genial philanthropist. [read...]
Donald Trump has confirmed that the 2,000 mile long wall he has pledged to build along the Mexico-US border will be made entirely of Lego. This came after his ten-year-old son Barron proved the project’s feasibility by building a scale model of it on Minecraft. [read...]