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FIFA 15 game to feature bribery and corruption

The new FIFA 15 football game, due to be released next month on Xbox and PS, will be the most realistic yet, claim developers.

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Poundland warns Scots about the price of independence

The Chief Executive of Scotland’s premier purveyor of luxury foodstuffs, Poundland, has joined in the referendum debate. CEO Mr. John Bull has been lobbying Downing Street to relent over their hard line stance about currency union in the wake off a ’yes’ vote in next week’s referendum, but with little success.

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ITV’s ‘Celebrity Squares’ facing copyright claim from Neanderthals

A spokesman for the community of Neanderthals has accused Group M Entertainment of ‘blatant copyright infringement’ amid claims the format for ITV’s ‘Celebrity Squares’ is based on one of their original ideas.

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Embarrassing Bodies fails to cure man with pixelated face

Doctors on the hit Channel 4 show Embarrassing Bodies were left red-faced yesterday after failing to offer a proper diagnosis or any meaningful advice to a man with a pixelated face.

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New iPhone ‘perfect for leaking your nude selfies’

Apple has claimed that the all-new iPhone 6 will take ‘the best and most easily leaked nudie photos yet’, during yesterday’s glitzy launch in California.

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