Wales targets farting in cars
A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’s chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was harmful to children.
Woman marries her own house
‘The selfish trollop only married it so that it didn’t get repossessed. She owes £15,000 in mortgage arrears. I feel so sorry for any rooms they end up having.’
‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ is a TV flop
A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t Tell the Bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension.
New ‘irresponsibly caught’ fish is ‘catching on’
A new brand is ‘angling’ for attention on supermarket shelves that captures the romance of the one that got away with the thrill of the illicit. Forbidden Fish has all the attraction of forbidden fruit, only it tastes better with chips.
John Terry to be stripped of his strip
Football fans are bracing themselves at the thought of former England captain John Terry playing naked.
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