Following complaints from the National Union of Whinging Heads that Ofsted is suppressing ‘maverick’ tendencies, an elite squad of maverick headteachers has taken ‘assertive action’ against the education regulator.
The Loch Ness Monster is an imminent threat to David Cameron’s Tories, according to Nessie experts.
Drawing upon the immense popularity of The Game of Thrones and recognising his party’s real role on the political landscape, Nick Clegg has announced that the Liberal Democrats will be renamed after the sellsword army The Second Sons.
A new big-government inspired tracking program for all citizens has been launched in the US, the UK and many other countries this week.
A new and improved fitness exam has been introduced to all serving police officers this week, finally replacing the ‘dated’ beep test.