Now that the seemingly endless Tour de France has reached its familiar climax in Paris, Great British rider Dave ‘Cheddar’ Chapman from Dorking has at last spoken about the unfortunate technical difficulties which denied him victory in the world’s toughest cycle race.
The scandal surrounding Lord Sewel is, according to the British public, a heartwarming return to the traditional values of scandals that rocked the establishment in the past.
Migrants have been making a series of complaints today at delays experienced at the Eurostar tunnel.
An expert formerly employed by the Department of Education, now thought to have gone rogue, admitted today that the government’s much-vaunted ‘academies’ programme consists solely of calling schools by another word that means the same thing.
TV and radio presenter Terry Christian has moved from his late night talk show at Radio Derby to Liverpool F.C. in a deal thought to be worth around £32.4m.