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Gordon Brown has elaborated on his commitment on a live televised encounter with the opposition and seized the election campaign initiative by organising an ‘It’s a Knockout’ style tournament, pitting the Prime Minister against other party leaders.
Tory leader David Cameron has made a controversial start to his election campaign today after appearing on the BBC’s Daily Politics show apparently in full face blacking complete with a tightly-curled wig.
Millions of office workers today rejoiced that the jittery paranoia they’ve been experiencing for several days when they arrive at work now has a name, and that treatment can be sought.
The government has finally acknowledged that many are finding it difficult to adjust to going back to civilian life after a full-on weekend of near realistic combat playing the latest ‘Call of Duty’ and are struggling to re-adjust to living in mufti and having polite chit-chat around the photocopier.
Europeans took to the streets in celebration today after foiling a daring plot by the Conservative Party to ‘completely eradicate’ the European Parliament. On the night of November 5th a man was discovered in a cellar underneath the European Parliament drafting a carefully-worded letter to the Council of Ministers tentatively asking if it would possibly be all right if Westminster might have some of its powers back, as long as they didn’t mind. Soon afterwards effigies of David Cameron were being lit and fireworks set off in a collective outpouring of relief that the Tory conspiracy had come to light now, giving the 26 EU member states precious time to compose themselves and prepare a suitably diplomatic response.
