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The soon-to-be former Shadow Home Secretary, Andy Burnham, has called for the Parliamentary Labour Party to ‘unite, or something’, as he prepares to leave Parliament for the next eight years, minimum. Burnham, who is making a departure from Westminster to escape from his own party, [read...]
Following Piglet’s challenge to Eeyore’s leadership on the grounds of severe depression and inability to use a balloon, the Left Copse of the 100 Acre Wood has been riven by a campaign of bitter in-fighting. [read...]
The internet was set alight last night, as a clip of an old man recalling events from an earlier era on YouTube went viral and received over a million hits. During the ten minutes clip the man recounted events from a simpler period, [read...]
Donald Trump’s campaign to become President of the United States took another knock this week after his haircut controversially quit the team with just ten weeks to go till election day. The comb-over said that it could no longer work in such proximity to Donald’s mouth, [read...]
In the latest of a series of blunders and mishaps, Labour appears to have gone out having forgotten its head, after unscrewing it earlier in the day and forgetting to put it back on. Following hot on the heels of leader Jeremy Corbyn’s ill-fated stunt on Virgin Trains and the party’s apparent inability to employ a security firm for its own conference, [read...]
