PoliticsBiscuit
Fighting broke out yesterday as dozens of protesters demanding free TV licences for the over 75’s clashed with police. Police who baton charged the rowdy group on at least two occasions, eventually restored order and are reported to have made at least 10 arrests. [read...]
Britain’s next leader is to be chosen in a vote made by about 120,000 mad, ageing, right-wing c*nts, who will either elect a lying, philandering, narcissistic c*nt or a slimy, creepy c*nt whose name is even a piece of Cockney rhyming slang for a c*nt, [read...]
Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their new proctologist. Being befuddled by a jam-making hippy is one thing, [read...]
The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque. The larger the lie, the more glamorous he becomes; hence the failure of headlines such as ‘Corbyn beds the Spice Girls’, [read...]
Front-runner in the Tory Party leadership race Boris Johnson, allegedly faced with an upcoming exposé in the media, has been forced to admit that with total disregard for any personal gain whatsoever he once did the decent thing. [read...]
