PoliticsBiscuit
Found guilty of breaching the Ministerial Code for bullying, no further action will be taken against Priti Patel – other than a request from the PM’s Office for photos. Rather than seen as a problem, [read...]
Former Labour Leader, man of the people and one man’s freedom fighter, Jeremy Corbyn, shocked supporters and Labour Party faithful today by denying that he has ever had a beard. Despite photographic evidence to the contrary and the results of a recent inquiry undertaken by Shami Chakrabarti, [read...]
‘Maggie May’ was the only person in the country bloody minded enough to make Brexit work, and in a repeat of her first premiership has made sport of goading eurocrats while slowly gaining the support of the markets. [read...]
Home Secretary Priti Patel has explained the latest concept in criminal justice, ‘Unintentionality’. According to the theory a person who did something bad but ‘didn’t mean any harm’ should be forgiven, especially if they’re a member of Cabinet. [read...]
Prime minister Carrie Symonds has filled the advisory vacuum left by the voluntary dismissals of Dominic Cummings and Lee Cain by hiring TV astrologer, Mystic Meg. “My Boris isn’t a great forecaster and can’t see a predicament approaching unless it’s got it’s tits out.” Explained the PM. [read...]
