PoliticsBiscuit
A spoilt little brat called Donald who was invited to his friend Margrethe’s house for a party is having a hissy fit instead because she won’t sell her favourite toy to him. Stamping his feet in anger, [read...]
Following his recent failed bid to buy Greenland from Denmark, it is understood Donald Trump has now set his sights on Postman Pat’s home village of Greendale. Speaking at The White House Mr Trump said: ‘OK so we didn’t succeed with The Danes but I need to save face and buy somewhere so I’ve had… [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. [read...]
After four long years as head of his party, beleaguered Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has finally had enough of being piggy in the middle to Conservative oiks, who only throw the key to Number 10 to each other, [read...]
Having spent three years insisting on a referendum and no Hard Brexit, now that she has been offered them, the Lib Dem leader has decided that this gift-wrapped present needs to come with a crystal bathtub, [read...]
