PoliticsBiscuit
Colonial throwback and prince among thieves Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested that any Brexit border issues can so easily be resolved if every nation state within the European Union would simply agree to become part of the recently renamed United Kingdom of Great Britain and North East Somerset. [read...]
Following the debacle of last year’s conference and the problems of an intruder, a dribbling PM and falling letters, set designers have taken all necessary precautions to ensure that this year’s gathering runs smoothly and without incident. [read...]
The threat level at Chequers has been officially raised to ‘Severe’ following the recent Panorama special which took us behind the scenes with Theresa May as she went about the business of securing a workable Brexit deal. [read...]
Labour insiders are reporting that Jeremy Corbyn will support a plan for Dr Sam Beckett to travel back in time with his holographic friend, Al, to ensure a remain outcome in the 2016 referendum. Having stored the massively excessive amount of electricity required for the jump into the past that Tom Watson generated on his… [read...]
Nigel Farage is in uncompromising mood. “Watch my lips. No . . . more . . . Martians”.
The UKIP leader has vowed to take Earth out of the solar system unless the regulations governing asteroids and alien immigration are reformed. [read...]
