PoliticsBiscuit
The Leader of the Opposition Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of bringing fear to the streets of Islington, after he was involved in a brutal street brawl between the gang he leads and a rival Centre-Left crew from Mayfair. [read...]
While Britain has scraped together a paltry £32m for damaged overseas territories in the wake of Hurricane Irma, the Government said it was still committed to funnelling hundreds of millions to clear up the ‘sh$t storm’ they had created. [read...]
Graham Brady, chairman of the 1922 committee, has announced that, in the event of Theresa May’s resignation, the next leader of the party will be selected through mixed martial arts combat, rather than the usual vote of no confidence and then election by MPs and party members. [read...]
A leading human rights organisation has condemned the Tory party for the on-going ‘torture’ of the Prime-Minister and insisted that she be released without charge as a matter of absolute urgency. [read...]
With the UK on the back-foot in the Brexit negotiations, the Government has taken drastic action and hired fiery Irish UFC champ Conor McGregor to negotiate on Britain’s behalf. Even though McGregor has never before negotiated a sovereign nation state’s withdrawal from a large trading bloc, [read...]
