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In a new attempt by the ‘People’s Government’ to show how much ‘We are All in This Together’, ministers and key advisers have been told that, with immediate effect, their names will either be shortened or they will be known by new nicknames. [read...]
The Government’s Intelligence & Security Committee have concluded a briefing on their report into Russian interference in UK elections. The new abnormal chair of the IS Committee, Julian Lewis, handed out caviar blinis and ensured that vodkas were topped up throughout the briefing at Number 10 Downing Street in Londongrad. [read...]
Top Whitehall stable-hands have reassured the public that a young British-born pony accused of kicking out against decent thoroughbred society will never be allowed back onto proud Albion gallops. When still a foal, Musey Pony and her two stable-mates became infatuated with galloping free as mustangs, [read...]
A drunken 3 a.m. Facebook post by Chris Grayling has revealed that the hot potato of Parliament isn’t having a ‘world-beating week’, with further miseries including losing his House of Commons parking spot to Julian Lewis, [read...]
A scintilla of hope for Britain’s future has surfaced today following news that incapable buffoon Boris Johnson has reportedly managed to tie his own shoelaces. The news comes just as the beleaguered UK had resigned itself to accepting it had chosen the biggest dud of all time to lead them through the worst crisis in… [read...]
