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In a frank interview with the Economist, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, loveable upper-class scatterbrain George Osborne has revealed that the British Economy is in fact being run by his unflappable Manservant, Smedley.
The acrimony between the Daily Mail and Labour leader Ed Miliband is set to worsen after the newspaper published allegations that his aunt Emily ‘failed to watch the 2013 Oxford-Cambridge boat race’, substantially reinforcing its argument that the entire family hates Britain and wishes us all dead.
Cecil!, the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical charting the political rise of Cecil Parkinson’s love child, has opened to a rave review at conference sub-plenary breakout fringe session 4 of the Conservative Party Conference this week.
Ed Miliband has asked dissident Irish republican groups for their help in making the Labour Party conference more newsworthy by means of some kind of atrocity, it has emerged.
The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas.
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