PoliticsBiscuit
Finally fulfilling a promise made during Brexit and subsequent election campaigns, the amount of red tape in the UK has fallen by over 90% following delays to red tape imports caused by increased bureaucracy at the border. [read...]
A flunky at 10 Downing Street was observed taking delivery of a Magic 8 ball yesterday, in advance of the cabinet reshuffle. A source said: ‘Boris believes very strongly in letting fate and/or other cabinet ministers take the blame for whatever has been grossly mismanaged this time. [read...]
From 1st October anyone who wishes to go to a nightclub in Scotland will be refused entry unless they can provide compelling evidence that there isn’t the slightest risk of them being Michael Gove. This new regulation will grant nightclub staff the power to prevent anyone from trying to barge in for free under the… [read...]
Dominic Raab has denied that his current trip to discuss the Afghan refugee crisis is in fact a disguised holiday. The Foreign Secretary was spotted downing pints and acting raucously at the airport before his flight to Qatar. [read...]
Despite facing a busy day deciding which children in Africa will live past 12, God has decided to chime in on American politics and give his full endorsement to Kanye West. The all mighty lord and saviour initially refused to comment on the Biden vs Trump race and proclaimed Kayne West is the only man… [read...]
