PoliticsBiscuit
In surprise twist to the presidential primary in New Hampshire, voters from Basingstoke to Gosport have resoundingly thrown their support behind William Pitt, the 1st Earl of Chatham. Despite Pitt being absent from frontline politics for the last two hundred and forty years, [read...]
A turd found floating in a swimming pool in Cumbria insists he is not to blame for turning people away from swimming in the pool. The 67-year-old turd said he was disappointed with the negative response he had received from people in the town but vowed to continue bobbing about in the water until he got his message across. [read...]
As voting begins for a new leader, the Childcatcher Party’s official report tasked with determining the reasons for its worst electoral defeat for 80 years has fixed blame on the ambition of its manifesto, while entirely exonerating it’s titular leader, [read...]
Many Heavy Metal fans have been horrified to discover that for years their t-shirts were accidently daubed with images of everyone’s favourite war criminal. Instead of ‘Eddie the Head’, they had ‘Tony the Arse’; who, [read...]
With half the country underwater, man of the people, Boris Johnson, showed real leadership today by proudly posing with a blue passport the EU never once stopped the UK from having. ‘What good does me pretending to care do? [read...]
