PoliticsBiscuit
Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
An MP whose parliamentary track record has led to poverty, death and homelessness has joined a campaign asking the electorate to stop abusing MP’s online. The snot gobbling donkey fart told reporters that ‘MPs have feelings too’ and that calling them ‘mouth breathing shitburgers who deserve eternal damnation in hell’ achieves nothing, [read...]
The farewell handshake between President Trump and his French counterpart Emmanuel Macron has entered its third day with no signs of either man relinquishing their grip. The handshake began on the Champs-Elysees on Friday after Trump attended Bastille Day celebrations with President Macron. [read...]
During a recent media diagnostics test, data analysts believe they detected signals from the Maydroid (Beta Unit) that show it may have achieved some degree of self-awareness. When probed about possible discharges from a breach in its shell, [read...]
A year after the ‘Who put Pinocchio in charge?’ report was published, Sir John Chilcot has felt the need to clarify his position on everyone’s favourite lying sack of shit. Without wanting to be misinterpreted, [read...]
