PoliticsBiscuit
With the UK on the back-foot in the Brexit negotiations, the Government has taken drastic action and hired fiery Irish UFC champ Conor McGregor to negotiate on Britain’s behalf. Even though McGregor has never before negotiated a sovereign nation state’s withdrawal from a large trading bloc, [read...]
In a move that sent shockwaves through the City of London, and bankers lunging for their speed-dials, London’s ‘Big 5′ cocaine dealing groups announced they had chosen Frankfurt as their new post-brexit HQ. ‘It’s simple economics innit?’, [read...]
Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
An MP whose parliamentary track record has led to poverty, death and homelessness has joined a campaign asking the electorate to stop abusing MP’s online. The snot gobbling donkey fart told reporters that ‘MPs have feelings too’ and that calling them ‘mouth breathing shitburgers who deserve eternal damnation in hell’ achieves nothing, [read...]
The farewell handshake between President Trump and his French counterpart Emmanuel Macron has entered its third day with no signs of either man relinquishing their grip. The handshake began on the Champs-Elysees on Friday after Trump attended Bastille Day celebrations with President Macron. [read...]
