PoliticsBiscuit
Householders all across the country are said to be delighted that the Conservative party have brought a touch of nostalgia to this year’s General election. Tory party workers going door to door are offering voters an idea from the past first introduced by dear old Woollies back in the day, [read...]
The International Guild of Diplomats and Negotiators says it welcomes Theresa May’s Brexit deal as offering ‘job security for our members for years to come’. The statement offers what will doubtless be welcome support for the beleaguered Prime Minister. [read...]
With the election campaign having just kicked off, Conservative party HQ is already deeply concerned about the inability of Tory MPs to get the correct message across to the electorate. Taking time off from shredding reports and doctoring another opponent’s interview Party Chairman James Cleverly addressed Tory PPCs: ‘Every time we misspeak, [read...]
Due to the recent plethora of public plebiscites – general elections, local elections, European elections and the EU referendum – Returning Officers across the country are predicting a shortage of pencils. ‘Normally, we’d expect some of these pencils to do service over the decades’, [read...]
Britain’s latest Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been found dead in a ditch after being cruelly forced to ask for an extension to Brexit. A grieving nation has now hailed him the one politician of our decadent times who actually kept his promises to the British people. [read...]
