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Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the rear door. Sadly, David ‘Choker’ Davis’ [read...]
Slices of toast have popped up all over the UK to criticize metaphors applied to Theresa May. “I for one am fed up to the crusts with this ‘Theresa is toast’ claim”, said a piece of grilled brown Warburtons from Nottingham. [read...]
The Prime Minister made a private visit to the North Kensington block where she spoke to emergency services and witnessed first-hand the destruction to the costly exterior. Speaking after her return to No 10, she said: ‘I asked the firefighters if they did everything in their power to limit the damage to the expensive cladding,… [read...]
It is clear that Theresa May has become increasingly distracted of late. She apparently ‘forgot’ that she had called a general election, she wouldn’t turn up for debates because she had a zit, and the first draft of the Conservative manifesto was accidentally signed ‘Theresa Gove’. [read...]
In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand. The number of EU nationals joining nursing fell by 96% last year, [read...]
