We’ve had a long, hard think about it, and we have concluded that should we go ahead with a Covid passport plan, it would be some sort of inked tattoo on the penis,’ said an upbeat Prime Minister Boris Johnson today. [read...]
The Department for Business Innovation and Skills (BIS) has decided to cut 24% from the adult education budget to remove a culture of just ‘fetching sticks’ and looking cute. [read...]
Iain Duncan Smith has added three extra nights at the O2 for his first ever solo Commons statement after his first performance at the House of Commons sold out in record time.
‘It is not the first time IDS has sold out,’ one critic pointed out. [read...]
Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]
Allotment holder, Stalin impersonator and occasional Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has sacked shadow Northern Ireland Secretary, Owen Smith. This followed what was described as a ‘completely unparliamentary display of honesty’ by the Shadow Northern Ireland Secretary in suggesting that a second referendum on Brexit might not be such a bad idea after all, [read...]