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Brexit Party and UKIP to fight it out in pub car park
Crusher has brought a broken-off snooker cue that he’s planning to smash over Degsy’s head before they are even past the wheelie-bins.’ [read...]
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PM not really sure how he’s getting away with all this shit
In a surprisingly frank interview David Cameron responded to calls for clarification on the Panama Papers scandal involving his father Ian Cameron by with unrestrained laughter and saying, “I honestly don’t know how we’re getting away with this shit!” [read...]
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EU negotiating strategy to be based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail
A leaked memo concerning the forthcoming Brexit negotiations has revealed that the strategy of the European Council is to be based largely on a close reading of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [read...]
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Post Brexit toilet paper could be ‘too soft’ for leavers.
European standards regulating the softness of toilet paper may mean Brexiteers wiping their bottoms on their own disused leaflets until new UK regulations can be put in place, if a hard Brexit goes through. In a complex calculation, [read...]
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PM to get MPs to vote on each individual word in her deal
Theresa May will get MPs to vote on every single one of the 20,000 words in the 585 page Withdrawal Agreement in turn to get her Deal through Parliament, sources close to the PM have revealed. [read...]