ScienceBiscuit
It is estimated that up to as much as 0.3% or more of productive time is lost in offices every day through dithering over whether Mavis would prefer tea or coffee. A new Government service looks set to end the dithering and get Britain cracking on. [read...]
In a surprising development it emerged today that former Transport Secretary and chocolate fire guard enthusiast Chris Grayling was responsible for the recent Twitter hack in which the accounts of several high profile figures were taken over and used to extort bitcoins. [read...]
Tory government ministers are said to be delighted with the ongoing success of the Prime Minister’s encryption implant as his statements continue to baffle the public and the Opposition alike. Fitted in late 2015 the device has, [read...]
The UK government has announced that a comprehensive stable door closing programme is due to start “soon”, while rejecting suggestions that it is a bit late as “people playing party politics”. Reports of empty stables with horses having bolted have been circulating for several months and the government have finally promised decisive action “in the… [read...]
Frustrated by the time taken to develop the ‘Track and trace’ application for the Isle of Wight, Common’s leader and amateur inventor Jacob Rees-Mogg has launched a revolutionary new contraption to assist with the Covid-XIX crisis. [read...]
