Katie Uthman (37) has finally escaped from a virtual gaol, where a two-tick verification was the only thing that gave her life meaning. This followed two whole years of being forced to experience a running commentary of the minutiae of every painstaking moment from the group’s mediocre lives – distilled into photographs of brunch and… [read...]
THE US space agency has confirmed the rings around Saturn are concentric hoops of onion coated in batter and breadcrumbs. NASA chief Steve Baum explained: “The Cassini mission to Saturn first alerted us to huge snacks encircling the planet by detecting the presence of what appeared to be loose breadcrumbs forming the outer ring system.”… [read...]
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The Chinese state World Health Organisation has released its findings into the origins of the coronavirus.
Reading from a sheet prepared for him by President Xi Jinping, blindfolded Who mission chief, Peter Ben Embarek, [read...]
An exploration probe sent to map the desolate outer reaches of the galaxy has unexpectedly encountered long lines of traffic cones. Astonished scientists are trying to figure out why there are traffic calming measures in a place where absolutely nothing has happened for billions of years. [read...]