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A Daventry man was left rueing his luck once again after losing yet another duel with his Fellowes M8-C Cross cut paper shredder today. Pete McBride, 42, made the ill-advised decision to try and put 7 sheets of paper through the shredder at once, [read...]
Contrary to popular misconception, these insights will not be high-resolution views of pubs; those are of course merely inn-sights. This new piece of mega-expensive high-tech kit will give the scientific community – and thus eventually us riffraff – [read...]
Harold Burgen (76) has been warned by his local council, that the global eco-system is about to collaspe unless he stops consuming 120,000TWh of fossil fuels and eating all the pandas. Ignoring the fact that Mr. [read...]
Sir Isaac Newton`s achievements in the diverse fields of Mathematics, Astronomy and Physics, had irrevocably assured his place in history as a genius. Or so one would have thought. Not according to a survey undertaken by the not so red brick, [read...]
Who says British inventiveness is dead and that Britain is just full of gammon-faced right-wing Brexiteer moronic savages? Not according to enterprising British firm Willy Warmers R Us, which has just launched an ingenious range of ‘dog-shaped’ [read...]
