ScienceBiscuit
Imaginary computer problems were today revealed as the nation’s go-to alternative to admitting a total lack of work on company timesheet programs, according to a survey. [read...]
‘It’s very simple, when I suck your blood, I force you to make more blood. That in turn means you have to work twice as hard, just to keep up with the level of plasma draining from your body. [read...]
A Daventry man was left rueing his luck once again after losing yet another duel with his Fellowes M8-C Cross cut paper shredder today. Pete McBride, 42, made the ill-advised decision to try and put 7 sheets of paper through the shredder at once, [read...]
Contrary to popular misconception, these insights will not be high-resolution views of pubs; those are of course merely inn-sights. This new piece of mega-expensive high-tech kit will give the scientific community – and thus eventually us riffraff – [read...]
Harold Burgen (76) has been warned by his local council, that the global eco-system is about to collaspe unless he stops consuming 120,000TWh of fossil fuels and eating all the pandas. Ignoring the fact that Mr. [read...]
