The Art of the Deal - Volume 2
- deskpilot
- 8 hours ago
- 1 min read
Ace deal maker and definitely not a loser Donald Trump is working to fix the Iran War.
'It's just about making a deal,' said the President in a rare moment of lucidity on waking from his late afternoon nap. 'My new plan is to offer Iran some countries that they can have. One from the gulf, one from Europe, possibly Italy, and one from Asia. That would be a great thing for them.
'And I'm offering to keep the price of oil nice and high for them. They will earn lots of money from that.
'And I'm sending them enriched Uranium, to replace what we destroyed. That's only fair.
'And we'll help them mine the Strait of Hormuz, why not. What else would you do for your friends?
'If that's not enough to end the war, then I can throw in a few sweeteners. I'll invest in Iran. Golf courses, Trump casinos, an Iranian campus for Trump University.
'Hegseth, Netanyahu and Fox News screwed this all up, but I can fix it. I'll make the best deal of all time to end the war, win the midterms and get reelected for a third term. Iranians love me and I love them back.
'More tablets? So many tablets. Didn't I just take some? Not enough. Okay. Gimme the tablets, get me a coke and get my magic deal-making hat. Donald out.'
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