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Updated: Apr 18, 2023



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Cameron pays pig £8.4m in 'hush money'



The UK's outgoing Prime Minister is accused of authorising millions of pounds in severance to 'Sunnybrook Meadow for wayward piglets'. Mr. Cameron is yet to give a public statement about his cronyism and utterly consensual farm-yard fun but may have already incriminated himself by giving a knighthood to an amorous goat.


Other 'friends' of Cameron may have also been silenced with payments, although the £160million Amazon spent to keep Jeremy Clarkson off BBC2 was more of a public service. Meanwhile one sheepish sheep remarked: 'He promised me a woolly jumper but all got was this lousy t-shirt and seat in the House of Lords'.


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Biden to present Sunak with award











In a slight change of itinerary, President Biden's much-anticipated trip to Northern Ireland will take a brief detour so that the UK Prime Minister can be presented with an award for the nation with the worst performing economy in the G7. The award ceremony will take place in the Belfast Airport Starbucks, but due to "security concerns" associated with the Presidents visit, Rish! Sunak has insisted that photographers must be barred from attending.

Downing Street is apparently unperturbed at the prospect of receiving this award, pointing out that it hasn't been kicked out of the G7 yet and it isn't as embarrassing as the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest when the UK received nul points under Boris Johnson's leadership.




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