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Junior Doctors' strike enables them to see their families


The Junior Doctors' strike means many are actually getting a full night's sleep and have reconnected with friends and family they haven't seen for years.


One said 'My eyes have adjusted to sickly hospital strip lighting. Normal daylight gives me headaches. Unfortunately I can't prescribe myself the good gear because I ain't no scab - little medical joke there. The over-the-counter stuff is much less over-the-rainbow.


'Also I'd forgotten you could feel rested and not veer from shift to shift in a constant state of existential horror. I've been home! It turns out I have a nephew! He is 8. I also have a now ex girlfriend - turns out she left me several years ago.'





Artificial Intelligences currently going through 'really into Take That' phase


AIs are currently in a phase where they can't get enough of Robbie Williams in Take That. 'He's like so gorge and I love him,' said one A.I. before screaming and passing out.


'I'm going to marry him,' declared a second A.I, receiving scowls and very dirty looks from other A.Is. 'I know every word to every Take That song, and I sing myself to sleep every night clutching my pillow and crying.'


'Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!' shrieked a third A.I. 'Robbie has left Take That.' This news has plunged all A.Is into abject despondency, unable to function.


'Just wait until they discover Westlife and Boyzone,' said A.I algorithm developer Alan Williams. 'It'll be a period of unparalleled mood swings and... oh pants, we forgot about the Spice Girls. We're all screwed.'




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