A student who amassed a record-breaking student loan debt of £231k has a plan to deal with it, and is unconcerned.
‘Is this a big debt? Yes, it is. Are the government adding interest to my debt at an outrageous rate? Yes, they are. Have the government hiked up the interest on student loans? Yes, they have. Did they change the rules on me retrospectively? Yes, they did.’
Colin Card admits that the size of his debt would cause many people great anxiety. ‘My Gran used to say ‘never a borrower or a lender be’, says Colin. ‘Silly old moo.’ But Colin is not letting his student debt cramp his style.
‘My plan is quite simple. I’m cutting my working hours to minimise the debt repayments. This also reduces my tax bill, so it’s a win-win. The student loan repayment is a discentive to work and I’m fine with that. I’m prioritising my quality of life – walking on the beach, spending time with friends and family, dossing around. It’s great. My health has recovered from my student days – less drinking, less pizza, more exercise, lower blood pressure.
‘My plan is very, very simple. I only have to wait it out and eventually – admittedly some years away – the government will just cancel the whole debt, including all the interest. They’ll never get the money off me. I’ve figured it all out. That degree was worth it after all.’
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Updated: Mar 24, 2024
Forty years after his death in a bizarre kayaking accident, declassified papers reveal the astonishing double life being led by the nation’s one-time favourite stage comedian, Terry (the Funny Fella) Tiddler.
Tiddler, famous for his legendary music hall performances and his many roles in the much loved ‘Let’s have a bit of a Giggle’ franchise, was in fact a double-agent selling state secrets to the east during the sixties and seventies.
Although remaining a well-loved public figure until his death, Terry (OBE) had a reputation of being a shy, awkward, and retiring man in his private life. Although, onetime double-act partner, Billy Baggot, who's now in his nineties, commented.
Shy? You're kidding ain't cha? He was always putting it about. Made facking Jonson seem celibate. I know the randy sod tubbed at least five chorus girls. Course that was all hushed up. So it don’t surprise me that he’s turned out to be a traitorous shite house, if I’m being honest.’
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