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    • Lockjaw
      • Apr 17
      • 1 min read

    People smugglers to charter P&O ferry



    It has come to light that a gang of people smugglers have an audacious plan to up their game.


    "This is a win-win," said a burly man, festooned with bling and sporting a Breitling watch.

    "No more unseaworthy dinghies for the 'customers'. A relatively safe crossing ... assuming the crew are capable.

    We get to shift 'cargo' in bulk, and P&O generate some income".

    This will require a master of logistics to run the operation. Who do they have in mind?


    "We understand that there's an English chap called Chris Grayling?"



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    • apepper
      • Apr 11
      • 1 min read

    Chancellor makes all taxes optional



    In a surprise announcement Chancellor Rishi Sunak has said that as of Monday, all taxes will be optional.


    "This expands our existing policies", explained Mr Sunak. "Up until now, optional taxes were available to the Royal family, my wife and other very rich people but now, people will be able to choose whether or not to pay taxes."


    The new policy has experienced some teething problems; with long queues at shops as customers debate whether they have to pay VAT.


    Chris Grayling has been seen arguing at a book shop that he shouldn't pay the 0% tax on his purchases and demanding a refund.


    Lord Lebedev added, "Я люблю брать деньги у британских идиотов."



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