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Guest Author - Oct 2, 2023
The NHS have recruited scientists to help with the shortage of doctors and surgeons across the country. Their plan is to take the DNA of the great surgeons and doctors who have long since passed away and grow them at an advanced rate in a lab. Something that has been dubbed by insiders as 'Thoracic Park'. The only issue they currently have is with missing strands in the DNA, where they are struggling to find any other humans who are as egotistical as surgeons to fill in the gaps. Scientists are worried if they find anyone with anything less than a god complex, the experiment will be a failure and we will basically be left with a bunch egotistical humans with no real skills and we already have enough politicians.
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The Junior Doctors' strike means many are actually getting a full night's sleep and have reconnected with friends and family they haven't seen for years.
One said 'My eyes have adjusted to sickly hospital strip lighting. Normal daylight gives me headaches. Unfortunately I can't prescribe myself the good gear because I ain't no scab - little medical joke there. The over-the-counter stuff is much less over-the-rainbow.
'Also I'd forgotten you could feel rested and not veer from shift to shift in a constant state of existential horror. I've been home! It turns out I have a nephew! He is 8. I also have a now ex girlfriend - turns out she left me several years ago.'
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