Stephen Cottrell, the Archbishop of York, used his sermon at the Queen's Jubilee celebration to make it "absolutely clear" that he is not related to the Duke of York.
"It's just a coincidence.", explained the Archbishop, "We both happen to have the same last name and, rather unusual, middle name. We don't want people to think the church would be involved in anything like... Well, let's just say, I'm very happily married."
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Earlier today, the UK High Court appealed to the Royal Family to scale back its many legal cases to help ease the growing backlog in criminal cases.
In an anonymous leak to the Press, High Court Judges have expressed concern that many criminal cases involving violent assault, sexual offences, murder and other major crimes carrying long prison sentences are being delayed for months. Ever-increasing numbers of prisoners are being held in remand whilst Royal Family litigation is swamping the court system.
Prince Harry has begun high court libel actions against The Mail, Kate Middleton and The Duke of York.
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