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More allegations have been made against Raynor Winn by a 38 year old Librarian. Not only was she conned into forking out £!0.99 for the paperback, and recommend it to her book club, but she also filed it on the 'non-fiction' shelf at her library.


"After reading the latest reports on-line and in the newspapers, I feel betrayed" she said. "If I had wanted waste my money on a pack of untruths I would have chosen a Jeffery Archer book, or Liz Truss's autobiography".


"The whole thing has made me go Dewey Decimal eyed. An apology, and explanation, are long overdue".



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The international criminal mastermind behind Scottish tea that was actually from Africa is implicated in a number of other scams.


Police say that they are investigating the activities of a number of related companies.


The Extremely Scottish Moray Mango company supplied fruit to exclusive hotels and resorts, including restaurants at Donald Trump's Turnberry golf club. Suspicions were aroused when the mangoes arrived in tins.


In another investigation, the accused claimed that The Scottish Unicorn Milk Mozzarella Company was only ever intended as a joke. Company records showed sales exceeding a million pounds, mostly to America.


The Extremely Old Heritage and Very Vintage Scottish Whisky Company was found to be passing off 'scot-ish wisky' from a discount store that had been rebottled and labelled as a 450-year-old malt that was 210° proof. Scottish Police say that they have seized all remaining stocks and are subjecting them to thorough testing.


'It's amazing what people will fall for,' said the local Reform MP.



Picture credit: nightcafe.studio

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