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General Election 2024: Party Anthems



Conservative - 'Easy Come, Easy Go' by Elvis Presley



Labour - 'I Heard It On The Grapevine' by Marvin Gaye



Lib Dems - 'Don't You Forget About Me' by Simple Minds



Green - 'Imagine' by John Lennon



SNP - 'My Perfect Cousin' by The Undertones



Reform - 'We're Only Making Plans for Nigel' by XTC



Plaid Cymru - 'My Little Empire' by the Manic Street Preachers



Count Binface - 'All I Ask Of Myself Is That I Hold It Together' by Ned's Atomic Dustbin



DUP - 'I'm Going Slightly Mad' by Queen



Sinn Fein - 'Brothers in Arms' by Dire Straits



Britain First - 'Run Like Hell' by Pink Floyd




10 Reasons to vote Conservative – Number 4 will shock you!



1) Diversity in Prime Ministers, don’t just vote for Another-White-Man, we have incompetent leaders of different genders and races


2) Experience in Prime Ministers, we have had five different Prime Ministers within the last 8 years and Labour haven’t had one since 2010, that’s the “I Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas time period


3) Responsibility – the decent British mentality of if you broke it, you fix it. We wouldn’t want to leave all the problems we caused for someone else to clean up.


4) If you don’t, we will kill a puppy every hour, on the hour


5) You fear change. Change is bad and scary, stick with what you know, unless what you know is a union of European countries.


6) Blue Passports – You’re welcome


7) Trade deal with Peru – can’t you feel the sovereignty?


8) Availability of Food Banks – so many new ones are opening all the time


9) An aim to reduce some of the faecal matter in some of the waterways – achievable goals!


10) New Hospitals! New School Roofs! Dental care! We want them too and have already got private versions. None for you. Soz.




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