George, Zippy and Bungle have staged a protest at the Qatar world cup. George, a pink hippo, holding a placard he'd made during a Rainy Drawing Day explained more. '
My, lifestyle, is apparently illegal in Qatar and I'm here to protest. Pay no attention to the man standing underneath me.'
Zippy, a "thing", was unavailable for comment following an argument with Bungle which resulted in his zip for a mouth being closed.
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ITV schedulers have been inspired by an idea provided by Britain's Got Talent host Simon Cowell, who has said that he would rather jump off a cliff than host a game show.
'What a brilliant idea,' said an ITV scheduler. 'Instead of getting hapless members of the public to jump off a cliff we instead give them a range of pointless tasks to complete and idiotic questions to answer. If they get it wrong - or right - the presenter jumps off a cliff.
'We're really hopeful Simon Cowell presents the pilot. We'll see how it goes in the ratings to decide whether to greenlight a full series. Should give us time to find a suitable presenter for episode two, although we note Nadine Dorries has been active on TV lately.'
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ITV have announced that following the wave of nostalgia that the nation has been riding during the jubilee celebrations that they are to bring back the much loved Rainbow.
“The reboot of Rainbow will merge children’s programming of yesteryear with todays scripted reality programmes such as TOWIE and Made in Chelsea” said a senior figure within ITV.
Senior Tory grandees and ministers have been considered to be used in the programme. Meet some of the contenders.
Geoffrey - the educator of Bungle - Jacob Rees-Mogg
Zippy - a tangerine oval-headed puppet with a zip for a mouth - Boris Johnson
George - a shy pink hippo - George Eustace
Bungle - An out of his depth, inquisitive simpleton - Grant Shapps
Rod - Rishi Sunak
Jane - Nadine Dorries / Michael Fabricant role share
Freddy - Grant Shapps
Aunty - Priti Patel / Liz Truss in a role share
Each episode will feature a song by pastel dungaree wearing Rod, Jane and Freddy explaining the intricacies of economics, foreign policy or domestic policy issues of a day, that simply explains the issues in way that even they can understand.
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